ROT Productions announces an open casting call for its next film, "NAKED BAPTISM, PART I." Leslie Nielson has already agreed to play the part of the Bishop. Anyone interested should contact me at nakedproductions@TXBS.com. Please send a resume and, if a female under twenty-eight years of age and under 120 pounds, a naked photograph. Sam Sleeze, President Au Natur-al Agency, ROT