RE: Naked baptism (Drivel)

["Manton L. Tracy, Jr." <MTracyjr@msn.com>]

>> I would like you to know that following Naked Baptism, we are planning to
>> shoot and re-shoot an epic about TEXAS.  We wanted to call it "Giant," but
>> that apparently has already been used.  In any event, the film will depict
>>how
>> TEXAS became a Republic and took over most of the world's land mass,
>>becoming
>> the biggest thing on earth, even bigger than Ontoreo, a cookie name if I
>>ever
>> heard one.

>        Smart commercial decision.  Horror films generally gross well.

>        ...and this might be the grossest of the genre...


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Dear James Dweeb Walleye,

Thank you for your interest in our film.  You have in fact given me an idea
for a title:  "OOZE!"  The film will of course depict how TEXAS oil took over
most of the known world.  After that we are thinking of a film about world
championship football teams in the nineties.  Perhaps you would like to be one
of our producers.  If so, just email me at bogus@TXBS.com, or you can fax me
at (214) 000-BOGUS.

Sincerely yours,

Sam Sleeze, Entraymanure
Bentrod, TEXAS, ROT