Need a few short, very corny jokes

["Manton L. Tracy, Jr." <MTracyjr@msn.com>]

Hi friends,

Bet you thought you were rid of me, huh?  Nope.

St. Christopher's is having its annual talent show tomorrow night, and I need
some short, very corny jokes.  You see, I have this reputation to uphold in
the parish, but they have all heard most of my "ok for church" jokes.

One year I did a Monty Python duo with an actor in the parish.  Last year (yes
Debmeemo) I did a mime.  This year, . . . bad, rotten, corny jokes.  Can
anyone help me out?  Send them to me privately if you want, or, . . .  share
them with all.

Matt Tracy
Mtracyjr@msn.com





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